Employee of the Month

Ashley Anne Pickel
aka Murph aka Butch aka Blue

Born in Melbourne, Florida, Ashley feels that her love of wearing Strap-Ons came from “growing up where the space shuttle takes off.”

• Murph, as she was known in high school, graduated from Douglas Byrd, and was voted Most Likely To Work In A Bar And Chase Pussy.

• Murph loves deer hunting, catfish noodling, guns, and model trains.

• Like most 40-year-old lesbians, Ashley wouldn’t even notice if her tits fell off.

• She wasn’t “molested as a child” and she doesn’t “hate men” and it’s not that she hasn’t “met the right guy yet,” She just “loves pussy.”

• Little Goody Two Shoes is her favorite online game because “it lets you pick 3 different young ladies to fuck.”

• Her wardrobe consists of Black-Tie Tuxedos for formal wear, 3-piece suits and ties for business dress, and plaid flannel (no exceptions) for casual wear.

• Statistically speaking, a Butch lesbian is more likely to get pregnant than a Femme, Lipstick, or Chapstick lesbian – just saying.

• Ashley Pickel is a funny, down-to-earth, talented mixologist and comic. She is a retired Army veteran and an American patriot, a loving big sister, and a beloved member of the Paddy’s family